Random Freeze Frames
written at 7:37 a.m..
There is a competition on CBS.com/Survivor for a Freeze Frame Competition. I submitted some, but they didn't make it. So I present to you, my dedicated readers, the winning Freeze Frames!
Jenna displays her only survival skill: pointing.
"Let's eat it, for practice!"
THERE are the weapons of mass destruction!
Survivors greet invisible monkey.
"Yes Jenna, we're positive it's not some sort of prehistoric caveman fork."
Dehydration is really starting to take effect as the Survivors try to convince a stick to join their alliance.
"See, that's a stick, and that's dirt, and that's a rock."
"Rupert, wouldn't a razor be safer?"
SURVIVOR: WOODSTOCK
In an attempt to relieve the itching, Rupert fumigates his beard.
Even lighting Rupert's beard on fire wasn't enough to wake him up that morning.
When roses just won't do for Valentine's Day.
"I don't even want to know what you used for bait."
"That must be a shark in your hand, because I know you're not glad to see me."
Crouching Tiger Shark, Not-So-Hidden Dragon
Richard deomstrates the "Here, sharkie-sharkie!" technique that he used to catch dinner.
"Shhhh! It's you, me and the shark in the Final Three."
"No, no, Tom! We said think OUTSIDE the box!"
I think we've all had a "morning after" like this.
I just love that game, Whack-a-Mole!
"Jeff, you didn't leave us the instruction manual."
"Who forgot to put the seat down?"
Big Tom, you are SUCH a potty mouth!
Rice: it's what's for dinner, and breakfast, and lunch...
The anti-Atkins diet.
Five rice bowls are cleverly hidden throughout the photo. See if you can find them!
Uncle Ben's family reunion.
If Panama wants to increase tourism, they're going to need a new spokesmodel.
Give a Survivor a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a Survivor to fish, get voted out at Tribal Council!
"Does this hat make me look like I used to be fat but lost a lot of weight?"
"Congratulations, Rupert, you are still in the running to become America's Next Top Model."
Determined to be the tribe's sole fish provider, Rupert refuses to let anyone else even GO in the water.
Three months after his Christmas Eve disappearance, a shipwrecked Santa was found off the coast Panama.
"I went to the Pearl Islands twice and all I got was this lousy hat!"
"Hmm....now where did I park the boat?"
"Crazy Glue on the rocks: real funny! You KNOW the tide's coming in!"
The trap is set. The prey moves in. The ewoks will eat well tonight.
"I can't believe these broads are screaming over fruit. We just ate some 3 hours ago."
Unfortunately for Jeff Probst, nobody appreciated his plastic-fruit-on-the-table joke.
"Hurry, guys! Hide the booze before Tom gets here!"
Amber got poor scores from all except the Boston judge, who gave her a 10.
A giant paintbrush swoops down to paint an ugly hat on Amber.
Unlike her previous two attempts, Amber finally throws the spear forward.
"I'm not sweeping this stinkin' sand ANY MORE!"
This is why it's not good to pass out at a party.
"See Alicia, I know this game like the back of my hand. Hey, what's this on the back of my hand?"
"We're going to look really stupid with this red paint if we have to change tribes."
"Survivors ready! Set! G... is that a shark?"
"OK, now whoever holds this position longest wins immunity!"
Commander Probst and his half-man, half dolphin warriors storm the lagoon!
Amazingly, Jeff is able to pull all the Survivors out of the water with his invisible string.
Aided by the extra foot growing out of his back, Big Tom wins the "Swim back to Shore" contest by a landslide.
"OK, it's been 30 minutes since lunch. You can all go in now."
The Survivors must build a human bridge back to the beach so that "precious Jeff Probst" won't get his feet wet.
"Tag! You're it, Jeff!"
Grizzly ghouls from every tomb are closing in to seal your doom.
After hatching from their eggs, the bearded Rainbow Turtles make the long, dangerous journey towards the sea.
Santa's off-season workout regimen.
Now you too can own the Survivor All Stars, life-size PEZ dispensers.
No wonder the survivors didn't vote Rob off, their brains are missing.
This is what really happens when you get voted off the island.
"It's just a pinch between your cheek and gum for that perfect pepperoni flavor."
"No thanks, I'm not hungry. That tarantula really filled me up."
"Check it out, bro, this piece of pizza is smarter than all people in this game combined."
"Are you hungry Mr. Tree? Here you go, have some pizza."